Picture of all six books related to The Burnouts Chronicles.

Banter, Babble, & Brouhaha

  • Another Piece Of Meat

    Tony and Mahdakis sat on the front porch stoop of Tony’s female-birth-giver’s new home, enjoying a cigarette as she and her new companion, Radcliffe, scurried about inside preparing the next course for Thanksgiving dinner. Mahdakis didn’t know that’s what they were doing in there. He thought dinner was over and that perhaps they were washing… Read more

  • (we are) The Road Crew

    “This is bullshit, Frank! What the fuck do we need Carl and Floyd for, anyway? Huh? Wanna tell me that?” “I dunno, I’m just tellin’ you what I heard from Floyd. I guess your brother feels sorry for them and wants to give them some sort of a job by lettin’ them help out with… Read more

  • F.A.G.G. Metal – Invasion Of The Penis Snatchers

    It was an enormous mansion lined with wall to wall cocaine users and big-haired, scantily clad sperm dumpsters; it was a party of no less than four-hundred people; the occasion was the long awaited release of the Open Fly debut album, ‘Rock Out with your Cock Out’, and anyone who could show up, did. Most… Read more

  • Blue Morning, Blue Day

    Blue Morning, Blue Day

    “God is an evil, demented, son of a bitch!” “Oh my.” “And I’ll tell you why Robin, you wanna know why?” “Of course I do; who wouldn’t?……..But I’m afraid to ask.” “I’ll ask.” “Okay Fred, go ahead. Ask.” “Fine. Howard, why, as you so gracefully put it, is God an evil, demented son of a… Read more

  • Roots

    Roots

    My tree stands alone In the midst of a Vast grassy field.   Allow me to introduce to you, A place where time and reason Both must yield.   I come here often In my mind When my heart is weak of feeling Towards mankind.   It is my one and only True salvation. But,… Read more

  • The Silent Fright

    Puppets dance uniformly In boundaries of assigned squares Starvation and gluttony Rapidly grow into a common pair.   Portrait couples, Afraid to catch an eye, Stir in quiet shame Of feeble attempts to rekindle Sparks……of a Duraflame.   These are but a few dark truths, Which add to the sum of Silent Fright, And which… Read more