The B.U.R.N.O.U.T.S. Chronicles™

Banter, Babble, & Brouhaha

  • Orgasmatron

    Orgasmatron

    With Charlotte, it never felt like cheating because it never felt like love. It always felt like what it was supposed to be in the first place; an overpowering, unadulterated hunger for flesh with a genuine sadistic regard towards dignity that would spiral itself into an uncontrollable feeding frenzy of self-respect and warm body fluids;… Read more

  • Chubby Chaser

    Chubby Chaser

    “Yo dude, check it out.” Nigel turned the dome light on in the car, pulled a picture of out of his pocket, and handed it to Mahdakis. It was a photo of a big-titted sperm dumpster with nothing on but a pair of panties, her hands placed strategically over her bare breasts “This bitch is… Read more

  • Close Encounters of A Preposterous Kind

    Close Encounters of A Preposterous Kind

    “Okay, okay…sit down.” As Pumpkinhead sat down at a corner table in the coffee shop, Captain H threw his sandwich on the plastic tray and continued, “How do I communicate with the little green men?” “Little green men?” “Yeah.” “Hey dude, did Jezebel sell you some of that liquid acid? That’s to be taken in… Read more

  • Volume 4

    Volume 4

    Remember when we had no deadlines, no responsibilities, no self-respect, no goals, and no motivation to execute any of them even if we did? Back then things were simpler and more confused If you remember (or forgot) the 80’s, then you’ll appreciate some of this. Or, if you are curious WHAT REALLY  went on in… Read more

  • Ride The Snake

    Waking to the fuzzy feel of the rapidly fraying silk sheets, her naked curvaceous body intertwined with his and, and more importantly, to the comforting knowledge that he was safe. Safe in her arms; cocooned within a calming sense of belonging, purpose, want, and need; the beat of his heart, once again accompanied with a… Read more

  • One Enchanted Evening (R.I.P.)

    One Enchanted Evening (R.I.P.)

      Father, hear my silent cries, Mother, read these naked eyes. My heart, it longs for a land that never dies; My mind, it longs to kiss remembrance good-bye.   “Lie with me.” “Fly, be free.” Condemn myself in virginal honesty.   Allow me truth, the meaning of life; To feel the warmth of a… Read more