Picture of all six books related to The Burnouts Chronicles.

Banter, Babble, & Brouhaha

  • Working at The Car Wash

    White John stood dumbfounded, “So, if a woman desires you then she isn’t good enough for you because she has bad taste in men, but the women you desire think you’re a scum-bag piece of shit, right?” “No needs tuh get all personal like dat, but yeah.” “So how do you ever expect to hook… Read more

  • Hand Jive

    “He needs a job.” “But, he has no skills.” “Maybe he could  give hand jobs down at the bus depot.” “It’s steady work.” “I hear it’s pretty much up and down.” “It’s something he’d enjoy.” “What kind of man would want a hand job from Pock? What kind of twisted malcontents are we dealing with… Read more

  • Rock of Ages

    Rock of Ages

    It was a night just like any other night; a night of good times, a night of bad times, but mostly just a night of times. It was a night to remember, but moreover, a night to forget. It was a night of endless ribbing and poking at one another’s blemishes and shortcomings, a night… Read more