Main Characters
- Boodles DiNero
- Cannoli Spitzer
- Carl Scungilli
- Charlotte Cummings
- Copper Tom
- Dakota Wells
- Floyd Baxter
- Frank Slate
- Hank ‘Captain H’ Megedagik
- Jezebel Crowley
- Mahdakis
- Myra ‘Rizzo’ Rizaado
- Nicki Tater
- Nigel Noodles
- Pablo él Dente
- Pock Wells
- Pumpkinhead
- Raven Dowd
- Slappy Joe
- Sleaze Rock
- Snowy McPeet
- Tony Ravioli
- Violet-Basia Sinclair
- Tommy ‘White Tom’ Gladbags
Un-Supporting Characters
Scandalous Characters
- Bobby Bobo
- Gary ‘from Deephole’ Novac
- Kurt Lupinacci
- Lori DiSalvo
- Muffin Man
- Rad
- Rob Burry
- Sham Rock
Whores, Homos, Pervs & Other Psychotic Deviants
- Anika Gilbarti
- Creepy-Perverted-Bastard
- Curtis Bolio
- Deputy Dale
- Dick
- Elizabeth ‘Liz’ Raynor
- Gary the Bus Driver
- Harry Johnson
- Joe Sajenewksi
- June Bughe
- Karen Blitzer
- Petunia Primavera
- Ranger Rob
- Ronald Horshack
- Some Old Dude
- Some Other Old Dude
- Tori Seidel
Norford’s Finest
- Joe the Cop
- Kenneth ‘Commissioner’ Stromboli
- Officer Darryl
- Officer Jim
- Officer Sal
- Officer Roy
- Rookie Rick
Groupies, Roadies, Shysters & F.A.G.G.’s
- Babs
- Bobby Jo Purebread
- Brooklyn Jagger
- Dominick Lasagna
- Elijah
- Girlie-Boy DiNardo
- Jack Scentoola
- Miles Savage
- Misty Schneider
- Moe
- P.J. Giggles
- Roxanne
- Thrasher
Adults & Birth-givers
- Anthony Slate
- Fred DiNero
- Howard Fuss
- Nicki’s Mom
- Mrs. DiNero
- Mrs. Rizaado
- Mrs. Slate
- Mrs. Crowley
- Mr. O’Keefe
- Wolfman
Mountain Folk
- Barbie & Dale
- Blanche Cartwright
- Chuckles
- Crazy Davy
- Dee Dee McGinty
- Donny Dormante
- Gigi
- Heather Baker
- Jillian Waters
- Lizzy
- Rachael Clapton
- Roger Daniels
- Sherry Mae-Berry
- Sue Salisbury
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