“Dude, do you have to sit so Goddamn close?”

“Sorry,” said Tony, scooting over towards the window.

“And why the fuck aren’t you in the back, anyway?”

Tony looked in the back seat at Floyd, Frank, and Snowy, who were already packed in like sardines. “I don’t know. I thought three in the front and three in the back was a much better fit.” –Bobble-bobble-bobble

“It’d be fine if you weren’t one of the three up front!”

“What the fuck’s your problem man?”

“Oh man,” uttered Floyd, putting his forehead in the palm of his hand.

(inhale) “Here we go.”

“Huh…huh-huh.”

Jason turned around to address the three in the back, “You wouldn’t be laughing if you were in my situation How would you feel if you were up here sitting next to a flaming queer?”

“Say WHAT???”

“Huh-huh-huh-huh. Not good.”

“Who’s a flaming queer?”

“You! You haven’t been able to keep your fuckin’ eyes off of me since we met. Winking at me and spewing derogatory remarks in my direction. What the fuck’s the deal with you? I don’t go that way.”

“Neither do I, you narcissist fuckin’ nut-job!”

“Nut? Job? An interesting choice of words. Not crazy, insane or wrong…but NUT! And job! You know why? Because you got my nuts on your brain!” Continue Reading