“The only good thing about today is it’s still young and there’s still hope we will die before it’s over with.”

“That’s the spirit. What do you have against waking up tomorrow, anyway?”

“Tomorrow’s the reason I wanna get it over with today! Tomorrow we have to do this bullshit all over again!”

“What makes you so sure?”

“Because I am.”

“Oh.”

“Because tomorrow is the day we pay for our wasted yesterday.”

“Which is actually today.”

“Exactly!”

“But it hasn’t been wasted.”

“Not yet. But it will. And all we can pray for is that today–”

“Or yesterday tomorrow.”

“–stops right here before tomorrow settles in.”

“The day after tomorrow, yesterday.”

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